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  • StopPress 87

    The
    Maldon Blues Club’s break-up do


    1) In
    an unassuming lounge in an unassuming pub, the unassuming locals
    congregate on a Sunday arvo to party on
    ..



    2)
    Di, Heather and Lyn Trollop braved the floods 3) Viv Hamilton
    came from Castlemaine all of 100 metres away


    4) Kinga
    Roy spruiks the raffle

    gig
    report

    Maldon Hotel Sun. 28.11.10
    Act
    of God fails to stop the Maldon Blues Club party
    29.11.10 – The alleged creator
    of the Universe, Mr God, was moving in manifestly meteorological
    ways on the weekend, but the gig at the Maldon Hotel went
    ahead as scheduled. It made a change from listening to the
    flood reports, the baffling updates on the State election
    and the Aussie cricketers being systematically dismantled
    anyway, so a good half of the entire town’s population trotted
    down to the pub to cop a bit of the full-Monty Spectrum, satisfyingly
    augmented as they were with the addition of keyboardist, Daryl
    ‘Chopper’ Roberts.
    Our Blues Club host, Kinga Roy, (pic 4) made us all
    feel at home, but I must see if he can come good with a green
    room next time – a pub urinal is not the ideal place to change
    at the best of times, but this one requires holding your breath
    at the same time and so is particularly demanding.
    It was great to see the three Trollops (pic 2) after
    their scary text messages, and

    also very nice to catch up with Viv
    Hamiltion (pic 3) after far too long, but almost as
    good was the actual enjoyment we got out of playing – I quite
    forgot we were due top stop at 6.00 and the set was ominously
    drifting on to a 6.30 conclusion before the rest of the band
    had a union meeting and called the gig off.

    Howqua
    Valley vs the Rest of the World



    1) Birthday
    boy Stephen puts on a smiley face 2) Is this alright? The kid
    plays Bill’s Yari





    3)
    Bill advises on publicity pics 4) It was the toddler’s birthday
    too 5) The best fireworks display ever!

    gig
    report

    Stephen Taylor’s 60th Howqua River Sat. 27.11.10
    Steve’s
    birthday bash turns to mud
    29.11.10 – Stephen Taylor (pic
    1)
    saw Bill and me performing at Lex Macarthur’s birthday
    party and was mesmerised according to Lex, and so a little while
    later I received an enquiry from Stephen as to whether we’d
    like to play at his 60th at Howqua Valley, which is nestled
    in the rolling hills just out of Mansfield, near Lake Eildon.
    It had been raining intermittently all day, so we made plans
    for our exit with Stephen even as we arrived, because the field
    in which the marquee was pitched, (and where, earlier in the
    day, the Howqua Valley vs the Rest of the World annual
    cricket match had been aborted after half an hour ), was already
    becoming a little, shall we say, sticky. Just as well we did
    too, as it turned out.
    There was a stutter or two while the generator situation was
    sorted, and then we were under way, and as we played the showers
    became more and more insistent. Thankfully the rain didn’t spoil
    the special part of the evening, which was reserved for the
    fireworks display, (pic 5) and I don’t think I’ve seen
    (or heard) anything quite so impressive in all my birthday-partying
    years. I would even go so far as to describe it as awesome!
    We could only follow it with The Song and then play on resolutely
    as the audience gradually filtered away until only our hosts
    remained. We loaded up the van and then bravely made an attempt
    at driving out – and got just ten metres before getting hopelessly
    stuck. We hadn’t even got to the muddy part yet! Stephen hooked
    our bull bar to the tractor and pulled us the next hundred or
    so metres until we reached the safety of the gravel road.
    It continued raining most of the night, and the next morning
    we received word from The Trollops that they were thinking of
    coming up the see us in Maldon but there were rumours that it
    might be inaccessible due to flooding. I muttered darkly to
    Bill that the last time I’d seen so much rain was when Joan
    Kirner’s Labor Party lost office and that it could be an omen.
    I think I got that right as it turns out.

    Mike
    and Bill’s surprise guests, Christian Staehely and his friend
    Nick

    gig
    report

    Churchill Café & Larder Mont Albert Fri. 27.11.10
    Surprises
    abound in Mont Albert
    29.11.10 –
    The first surprise is that there’s
    a licensed premises of any description in the wowserish suburb
    of Mont Albert. The Churchill Café is the dream child
    of Mark Cornehls (who happens to be the Madders’ Brenden Mason’s
    butcher) and it was only the second week he’d had music there
    – Phil Manning played the previous week – so there’s a certain
    amount of suck-it-and-see going on still. For instance, it was
    raining, so Bill and I had to set up in the café itself,
    rather than the courtyard, as there’s no
    shelter from the elements for the
    musicians – yet. It was a bit of a squeeze inside, and perhaps
    there was the occasional conflict of interests – i.e.
    chat vs music – but we eased our way into proceedings and as
    the evening progressed there were more and more taking notice
    of us and responding.
    As we were packing up, who should walk in the door but Al
    Staehely’s
    son, Christian. He and his mate Nick are over
    here playing baseball for the Sandy Royals, and ladies, I can
    confirm that he’s just as sweet a guy in person as he looks.
    He’s keen to catch up with us again at a gig sometime, but of
    course there’s bugger all gigs now till the New Year. Luckily
    the baseball season’s a long one, so there’s time yet.

    The
    Station Reunion


    1)
    The Mick Elliott Band is appraised by the crowd that was there
    in the first place – and found to be exactly the same



    2)
    The musical hits of the arvo, Mason, Stockley and See 3) Anita
    Monk winds down from the benefit with Robbo




    4)
    Robbo chats with local Tom Spanos 5) Joe Creighton chats with
    former gonzo journalist, Jenny Brown



    6)
    Interstate visitors from SA 7) Chris Stockley makes friends
    with a jug o’ beer




    8)
    My co-conspirator, Lena Blomfield 9) David Pepperell remakes
    acquaintances
    gig report
    Station Hotel Sat. 20.11.10
    The
    Station Hotel reunion finds an audience
    21.11.10 – Bill and I arrived
    outside the Station Hotel just after the agreed load-in time
    of 12.30, fully expectiing Glyn ‘Mother’ Mason to be waiting
    for us impatiently, but instead we ran into an irate little
    man claiming to be Mark Barnes who vehemently harangued us
    for being grey-haired has-beens playing the same crap we’ve
    been playing for the last thirty years. And your point is?
    Anyway, Bill and I thought nothing more of it, but he came
    back again later when the Mick Elliott band was playing, only
    to storm out minutes later loudly voicing his dissatisfaction.
    I think he was miffed about something, but most people that
    I spoke to during the afternoon were delighted about the reunion
    in nearly every respect. The opening act, the Mick Elliott
    band, (pic 1) was chillingly authentic and Trevor
    Young scared the bejesus out of Robbo’s drums. I thoroughly
    enjoyed The Pardoners’ set (Sam See and Glyn Mason) and the
    Stockley, See, Mason numbers (pic 2) worked absolutely
    fine without a rhythm section and went down a storm.
    Glyn joined Spectrum for I’ll Take You High and we
    cheerfully massacred a couple of Chris Stockley’s songs without
    incurring a dummy spit. Michael Bright said his highlight
    of the afternoon was seeing David Pepperell dancing to I’ll
    Be Gone,
    but I think everybody had a memorable moment
    or two. There is talk we should do it again. What do you
    think?

    The
    Harvey James benefit



    1)
    The Oakleigh-Carnegie RSL or the Caravan Music Club + moon
    2) I’m rudely awakened



    3)
    Bill cuddles Harvey’s Faye 4) Harv with daughter Alex and
    Fender’s Margaret O’Loughlin



    5)
    Bill wraps up Harv’s sons, Josh and Gabe 6) 3 NRG’s Andrew
    Smith was one of many media people in the room



    7)
    John Grant and Phuil Manning having a chat 8) Jimi Hocking
    has a reflective moment



    9)
    How long since I’ve seen Jenny Brown? 10) Phil Manning assumes
    there’s a crowd out there somewhere



    11)
    Garth Porter joined Ariel for I’ll Be Gone and Launching Place
    12) Harv joins in the encore with Faye looking on


    13) Part
    of the crowd with Alana and Chrissie right up front

    gig
    report

    Caravan Music Club Sat 18.11.10
    Harvey
    James’ night of nights
    23.11.10 –
    When we got there, Bill remembered
    going to the Oakleigh RSL (pic 1) back in the ’60s
    when it was a jazzer joint – he thinks the Red Onions Jazz Band
    was playing there – and being a rock ‘n’ roller, he didn’t go
    in. As it turns out, it’s a wonderful space and the two Anitas
    got it just right as far as Harvey’s gig was concerned. Bill
    and I were ludicrously early and as a consequence I curled up
    under a table in the green room later on to rest my weary bones,
    only to be rudely awakened by Bill and Robbo. (pic 2) (Actually,
    that’s a pretty amazing shot catching Robbo’s flash like that).

    I had some misgivings about the
    rigorous schedule of performances Harvey had set himself for
    the evening, but he coped manfully all night and managed to
    put in an heroic performance.
    I was dividing my time between socialising/resting in the
    green room and catching acts in the hall, so I certainly didn’t
    see everything, but the performances I did see ranged from
    honest and heartfelt (in the case of Harvey’s Band of Friends
    with his sons Josh and Gabe for instance), to muscular and
    electrifying in Ian Moss’ case.
    It was especially touching to see the Sherberts (sans
    Darryl) back together again – Garth Porter (pic 11)
    even joined Ariel for I’ll Be Gone and Launching
    Place Part 2,
    (which he’d never heard before), and Tony
    Mitchell borrowed Bill’s Precision for the Sherb’s set, which
    might give you an inkling of the camaraderie back stage. A
    bit different from the old days when the Sherbs were the enemy.
    Ariel had prepared ten songs for our part of proceedings,
    but things were running so far behind by that stage that we
    cut it back to just the four. The audience had understandably
    diminished by this time, (it was a Thursday night after all),
    but their singing in I’ll Be Gone was whole-hearted
    and actually quite stirring – even for jaded old me.
    I’ve had a couple of e-mails from Harv since then. He’s truly
    happy that the night happened and that it was by any measure
    a wonderfully successful night. Of course, it wouldn’t have
    happened without the support of the musicians on stage and
    the crew working behind the scenes, but the ultimate kudos
    are reserved for the Anitas Monk and Sulcs for pulling the
    night together. It was a huge job on very short notice and
    I think if you were there you’d agree they pulled it off magnificently.


    Mike
    Powell – you made it on to the Stop Press page!

    gig
    report

    The Bay Hotel Mordialloc Sun. 14.11.10
    Crudd & Pump at The Bay
    14.11.10 –
    Bill stayed overnight because
    the flooding at Strathie made car travel uncertain, so we both
    had a bowl of Crudd’s porridge-to-the-stars for brekkie to start
    off the day. It’s been quite a while since we were last at The
    Bay, but not a lot has changed. They still have problems with
    the neighbours, so care has to be exercised in what is a very
    live room to start with. Matt the bar manager
    was very understanding being a musician
    himself, and we managed to sound pretty presentable despite
    the odd gremlin. Rob Judd rolled up, which was nice to see,
    and the Drs Sellers dropped in on their way back from a couple
    of days down at Blairgowrie. The Pump and I enjoyed the arvo
    too.

    Glenn
    and Yvonne were down from Qld again – hooray!

    gig
    report

    Lomond Hotel Sat. 13.11.10
    The
    Lomond

    14.11.10 –
    The occasional showers from
    the previous night had morphed into driving rain and cool temperatures
    by last night and I was thankful for my Drizabone during the
    load in. There’s been a new carpet been laid since last we were
    there, and I’m not sure whether it was that that influenced
    the sound or not, but it was definitely more subdued than usual.
    Anticipating some of the crowd wanted an early night we swapped
    the second and third sets and I think the strategy worked –
    and anyway, by the third set a more boisterous dance crowd had
    blown in, so we might do that again. One of them wanted to know
    if we did any Barry Manilow..



    1)
    Marg Bird, moi, Geoff and Kath McClatchy 2) Mike and Bill catch
    up with Rose from TCS after thitry years


    3) Trollop
    No. 1, Jennie, celebrates with Bill and Mike (Bass)

    gig
    report

    Ferntree Gully Hotel Fri. 12.11.10
    It
    was a rainy night in Georgia..
    13.11.10 –
    I realised just before we left
    for the Ferntree Gully Hotel that the starting time was actually
    9.30 rather than 8.30, so I e-mailed The Trollops immediately
    – it was Trollop numero uno Jennie’s birthday (pic
    3)
    and they’d booked a booth to celebrate. Bill and I got
    there early followed by the afore-mentioned Trollops in festive
    mood – to the point that I had to issue a stern ‘don’t peak
    too early’ warning. I was delighted when the McClatchys arrived
    unexpectedly with Marg Bird (pic 1) and then amazed
    when Rose (pic 2) identified herself after the first
    set as the receptionist at TCS all those years .
    ago. She joined the Trollops later
    on the dance floor – you never know, there could be another
    Trollops’ initiate as a result!
    It was a warm and humid night with a bit of thunder and rain,
    (hence the Georgia reference), the band was hot as well and
    and the crowd was receptive. As I e-mailed to the agent, Scott
    Carne, this morning, it was a most congenial night.


    1) Harv
    reacquaints himself with the rep’ 2) Faye feeds the bird

    Mike
    & Bill visit Harv
    12.11.10 –
    I’ve been in constant telephone
    and e-mail touch with Harv (pic 1) since he discovered
    he was stricken with cancer, but it was still a shock when he
    opened the door of his and Faye’s home deep in the backblocks
    of Olinda. That first impression was quickly forgotten as Harv
    was in good spirits and chatted cheerfully about the many people
    who have put their hands up to be involved with next Thursday’s
    benefit.
    After watching Faye feed the tame King parrot (pic 2)
    we worked our way through the repertoire from the Rock &
    Roll Scars
    album. It’s going to be a big night – it’s almost
    booked out already!


    1) Spectrum
    rocks the Ivanhoe Golf Club (pic Jim Z. Kozlevcar)
    2) Robbo and Nik reflect on a splendid Cup Day
    bash

    gig
    report

    Ivanhoe Golf Clubhouse 2.11.10
    Nik’s
    Melbourne Cup Day bash
    3.11.10 –
    The morning’s weather was intermittent
    showers and the afternoon promised more of the same, so Nik
    (pic 2) decided to relocate from his backyard to the
    Ivanhoe Golf Clubhouse down the end of his street. This year
    Daryl was initiated into Nik’s Cup Day ritual – a pleasant change
    from wandering around Flemington with a mandolin serenading
    drunken racegoers as he did in the ’80s.
    We had time to scoff some of the fine food on offer before the
    first set – then there was a brief interruption while the race
    was run and we were back into it. We had an enraptured audience
    and I even got some ladies to join me in a conga line later
    in the day!

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  • StopPress 89

    St
    Andrews, St Andrews..


    1) The
    band launches absent-mindedly into Jamaican Farewell at 4.20
    (Newman)




    2) Chris
    was having a really good time 3) Tracey catches Lisa up with
    all the latest goss




    4) Paparazzo
    Mick Newman and his fave radio jock, Siobhan 5) The Trollops
    interpret Esmeralda at the bar (Newman)

    gig
    report

    The St Andrews pubSun. 30.1.11
    Baby,
    it’s warm outside..
    31.1.11 – I believe it only
    made it to 38° yesterday, but a measure of how hot it actually
    was that the traditional all-seasons fire wasn’t blazing in
    the hearth when we arrived to set up at the St Andrews’ pub
    – or perhaps that’s simply because Stan is no longer supervising
    the room. Anyway, the heat and the alternative attractions (Big
    Day Out, Sting, the beach etc.) may have accounted
    for a slightly smaller crowd than usual, but it was clearly
    a case of feel the quality and not the width. Apart from my
    son Chris, (pic 2) who’d sayed at my place overnight,
    in attendance were the Trollops, (pic 5) welcoming
    back a fully-restored Jane (second left), Tracey (and David)
    who sat with Lisa Robbo, (pic 3) and surprise guest
    Siobhan (pron. shivawn) from Yarra Valley FM (99.1).
    Siobhan has a show on Fridays at midday called Girt by C
    which features Australiana and she responded to an e-mail I
    sent her prompted by her biggest fan, Mick Newman (pic 4).
    Of course, there were others too, and delightfully we knew nearly
    everyone in the room for a change. (I’ll stick a couple more
    pics up on my Facebook
    page).
    Anyway, it must’ve been a while since our last gig there, because
    we were getting comments about songs that people imagined were
    new or rearranged – or something. I think we were just
    thrilled to be playing again at our favourite pub and it all
    just sounded fresh as a result. Whatever, it was a fun arvo.
    Spectrum’s
    Australia Day 2011




    1)
    A new Aussie citizen is made welcome 2) The girls shake their
    hair and taut booties..




    3) Floyd’s
    back – and he wants drum lessons from Robbo! 4) Bad hair day
    Robbo meets old friend Paula

    Crikey!




    5)
    Robbo wishes Ray good luck in his new job 6) Wendy and Steve
    Aitkenhead are fans from way back..



    7)
    Steve Aitkenhead took this shot of the band during the blues
    set and even squeezed in Chopper!


    8) Steve
    Aitkenhead took this nice shot of Bill too

    gig
    report
    Wed. 26.1.11 Lake Weeroona Bendigo
    Aussie,
    Aussie, Aussie..
    26.1.11 –
    I believe that this is our
    fourth year at the Bendigo Rotary Club’s Australia
    Day celebrations and so it can be justifiably termed an institution.
    We (intentionally) left Mt Waverley at 7.30 and arrived at
    the picturesque Lake Weeroona site exactly two hours later.
    When we left Mebourne for Bendigo it was cool and drizzly,
    and half way there I was beginning to doubt my choice of sandals
    and even turned the heater on. Fortunately the sun was shining
    on Bendigo when we arrived and not too hot either for a change,
    which made it very pleasant for everybody.
    After setting up we adjourned to a café over the road
    for refreshments while the citizenship ceremony got under
    way.

    We played the retro-Spectrum set
    first and it was good to be playing, the stage sound was perfect
    and the audience was enjoying it as much as we were. Our old
    Soundgarden mates Dave and Maree were there again, Ray and Di
    (pic 5) had rocked over from Waai, but the big surprise
    was to see the Trollops there in force and we enjoyed lunching
    with them before our next set. (pic 9)
    The second set was mostly the blues and also went down very
    well, but by this time I’d worked out that I was having an AF
    (atrial fibrillation) episode, which accounted for my not feeling
    100%. For that reason – and because I was doing a phoner to
    Bob Valentine on 88.3FM on the way home – I allowed Bill to
    take the wheel, and despite my misgivings he drove us all safely
    home to Mt Waverley where we said our goodbyes – and Robbo,
    whose hair was doing a Steve Irwin impression, said ‘Crikey!’



    9)
    Robbo, Bill and Chopper pose with Di, Maree, Heather and Lyn


    Harv
    and Mike do bro’ love*

    Harv
    checks out
    (See some more thoughts on
    the Correspondence
    page)
    17.1.11 –
    You will have all heard by now
    that Harvey died a couple of days ago (Sat. 15th) at the Bairnsdale
    hospital. It wasn’t unexpected I suppose, but it was still a
    jolt. It’s good that the last, and lasting memories I’ll have
    of him are from the benefit night (pic) back in November.
    I was personally astounded that he found the energy to last
    the entire night, let alone play – as only Harvey could – with
    nearly everybody that appeared on stage to honour him.
    I know it was a matter of some regret for Harvey that Sherbet
    didn’t take up the many opportunities to re-form the band. Harvey’s
    typically delay-drenched guitar lines in the Sherbs’ biggest
    hit Howzat will live on however, and it remains a tantalising
    sampler of what might have been.
    Harvey said that he always treasured our times playing together
    and it was his work on Ariel’s Rock & Roll Scars
    album that evoked the most response from fans and guitar afficianados
    alike. Back atcha man.*pic
    Alana Galea – see large
    pic

    1) Dick
    & Mary (circled) attended the Minya Winery concert despite
    the damp weather
    gig report
    Sat. 8.1.11 The Minya Winery
    The
    Minya Winery gig rocks in the damp
    9.1.11 – Despite getting lost
    on the way to the same gig last year, I opted to try Google
    Maps again – and we got lost again! This time though we sorted
    it out quickly and arrived to set up with time to spare, only
    to be immediately showered on, which meant we had to reset the
    stage until we were safely shielded from the subsequent persistent
    drizzle.
    Surprisingly perhaps, almost a full complement of patrons arrived,
    including bro’ Dick and Mary, (pic) and they mostly
    came prepared for the damp and with hampers stuffed with food.
    The band made do with a complimentary sandwich each (!) before
    taking the stage for the long awaited first Spectrum gig of
    the year. Musically things were a bit rough at times, but overall
    the night was a huge success and the buoyant crowd finally left
    after the third encore demanding to know when we were playing
    down their way again. Good Friday at Birregurra’s Café
    Birre should be wild!



    2)
    The view from Dick’s possie – Chopper is obscured as usual (Dick)

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  • StopPress16_Dec

    Christmas
    Eve at the Grand Hotel




    1) Handsome
    couple, Mark and Debbie, actually invested in a CD 2) Bill with
    Yarra Valley FM’s Barry Murnane

    Healesville
    sanctuary for Mike & Bill

    26.12.04 – It was a quiet night on the balcony at the
    Grand Hotel in Healesville on Christmas Eve – too quiet really.
    But, for Mike and Bill it was a chance to stretch themselves
    without the comfort of Robbo glueing things together on drums
    and percussion – not to mention good vibes. Naturally we missed
    him, but actually there was nothing we attempted that didn’t
    work in its own way, and we tried a couple of things (Voice
    Of The Andes
    and Living On A Volcano) we haven’t
    done for a while. In fact, the evening went so fast we didn’t
    actually get round to trying everything we were intending to.
    Oh well, I’m sure there’ll be another opportunity soon..
    CDs
    of the Year
    ..

    Sunday
    Mail Inside Entertainment 12.12.04 (thanks to Greg Brown)

    Live
    in the past – it’s cheaper

    22.12.04
    – Dave Dosser sent me this flyer reminding me of how cheap it
    was to see the best entertainment available in times of yore.
    What can you get for a dollar (plus booking fee) these days?
    Don’t answer that.
    In other news – well, there is no other news. I’m almost
    used to the panic and guilt associated with this time of the
    year – and then, suddenly, it’s all over. Another year wakes
    up sleepily and we try and forget the embarrassment of another
    crap MCG pitch..

    Distressing
    scenes at Spectrum Xmas party

    21.12.04 – Spectrum’s manager, Jenny Klepfisz
    , threw her by now traditional Xmas party last night.
    Over-catering was the order of the day, (despite forgetting
    the prawn course!), and everyone was grateful that the cake
    was omitted this year.
    There were some shocks though – Jenny was caught (pic
    left)
    playing with some mini bubble wrap she’d sneaked
    in to the party. ‘Bubble wrapping’ is the latest fetish sweeping
    the inner suburbs, and has supplanted anorexia and weird pets
    as the fetish of choice. Signs to watch for over Xmas are
    1) the fetishist throws away the Xmas gift in favour
    of the wrapping and 2) surreptitious popping sounds
    when you’re conversing with the fetishist by phone.
    There is a help line being planned for Wrapping addicts.

    Fresh
    @ Elwood




    1)
    Eris plays another chord I don’t know 2) Ross does his Santa
    impression




    3)
    Mike takes time off work to show Eris one of his chords 4) Eris
    and Pat Wilson


    Fresh
    is the word..
    19.12.04 –
    You know Melbourne’s weather
    – too hot one day, blustery and cool the next. That’s why we
    love it so. Maybe the blustery bit put people off, or maybe
    they were just elsewhere Xmas shopping, but it was quite a small
    crowd of enthusiasts that braved the Elwood elements to soak
    up some singer/songwriter good vibrations at Fresh @
    Elwood
    this afternoon. The mainstay of the arvo was
    Eris O’Brien, who played his finely nuanced
    songs with much artfulness. Ross Wilson turned
    up as a guest and played a mixed bag of embryonic new songs
    and some oldies, and Jessica Paige (left)
    needed no second invitation to play. Pat Wilson,
    the proprietor of Fresh, joined Eris for a couple of tunes,
    and even I got up and did the solo thing briefly, and later
    jammed with Eris and Ross on harp and guitar. It was fun – I’ll
    do that again methinks..

    A
    new feature
    17.12.04 –
    As we slip deeper into the mire
    that is Xmas, there are the odd chinks of light that make life
    worth living. After the debacle of leaving Andy Baylor’s
    image off the No Thinking CD, I can go slightly further
    down the path towards papering over my embarrassment by reporting
    that Andy is throwing a Christmas Blues Party (pic)
    down at the World Famous Rainbow Hotel in Fitzroy
    next Wednesday the 22nd… You should be there.
    Andy got back to me after I sent out our Xmas Greetings
    to the World
    e-mail, as did a number of other folk. Some
    of the e-mails were so touching I’ve initiated a Correspondence
    page
    featuring a few examples. Why not check
    it out
    and let me know what you think – about anything.
    You never know, you just might get published.
    Eris
    O’Brien at Fresh

    You may have missed him a few weeks back, but it’s happening
    again, so put it in your diary for 2.00pm 19th of December.
    The Ross Wilson and Eris duet on the 28th November
    held all spellbound till sundown. But Ross will tell you that
    it’s Eris’s arvo and he’ll enthrall you with his unique style,
    voice and songs drenched with melody and poetry. (In case you
    didn’t know, as well as doing a bit of noodling with me the
    other week, Eris is Ross’ main co-writer: e.g. Bed Of Nails,
    Slave To My Emotions, Time Destroys, This Little Baby Is Born
    Again
    and many more).
    Eris is performing this Sunday arvo, the 19th of December, from
    2.00pm in the outdoor courtyard at Fresh @ Elwood
    / Organic Cafe, 130 Ormond Rd, Elwood 9531-4130
    The food is good, they’re licenced, there’s no cover charge,
    and it’s a rare chance to hear Eris do his excellent thing in
    a beautiful setting. While you’re there, pick up a copy of his
    great album Blessed Fool.
    Speaking of Ross Wilson, he’s on the Derek
    Guille
    show tonight at around 8:30. Ross says: ‘It’s
    various singers with the big band – I’m doing a swingin’ medley
    of At The Rockhouse and Eagle Rock arranged
    by John McAll w/overview by moi
    we get one run-through, then its showtime!’
    Aaaarrgh!
    It’s
    really started!


    12.12.04 – Did I say the madness
    begins? Whatever – the floodgates have opened and Xmas
    cards are clogging up the postbox again. Oh, the guilt!
    But, I must be strong. I’m not doubling up on cards and
    e-mails this year, so this is your lot. Just click on
    the envelope to get your Spectrum card, especially drawn
    by OZ, at www.splatoons.com.au..

    And
    so the madness begins..



    1) James
    proves that he’s a two martini screamer. 2) Robbo comforts guest,
    LRB’s Derek
    Pellici.



    3) The band in full swing doing their blues thang 4) Mike, kitted
    up for the sun, blows that
    harp (3 & 4 by James Thomson)

    James’
    Xmas party ends in tears
    6.12.04 –
    The first Xmas party of the season
    was going swingingly – the band was actually enjoying themselves
    and the assembled throng was lapping it all up. Then, just before
    the last set was about to kick off, the power went. All bets
    were off. We played an acoustic version of I’ll Be Gone
    – and then packed up (or ‘down’ as Bill says), and went home.
    James Thomson, (Bill’s and my osteopath), said
    that we owed him another set. Only too happy to oblige, James.
    See you next year..

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  • The women in our family

    ..she
    was still only ninety-six this was still a source of on-going annoyance. In
    her later years she had been persuaded to give up driving half the length of
    the North Island to visit my mother after she revealed that she was constantly
    worried that she would not be able to pick up a hitch-hiker as her eye-sight
    was so poor that she could not see any road signs. She came from the Kaitoke
    on New Zealand’s North Island and had married one of the multitude of
    Rutherfords on the other major bit of New Zealand, namely one Norman Rutherford
    a farmer, rotund, bald, astoundingly toothless and rather short-lived who either
    expedited his demise by the consumption of White Heather whisky …….
    or perhaps used the whisky to mask the pain of the illness that killed him.
    The Rutherford’s were border cattle thieves and have the clan motto “Nec
    sorte nec fato”, which means “Neither by chance nor fate” was
    true of their first meeting that was apparently arranged as both had a keen
    interest in horses. Norman had a couple of hapless racehorses and my grandmother
    liked the odd flutter.
    She lived with us for a long time in the downstairs flat which was a wonderful
    balm on the seas of life as instead of running away from home I could scoot
    downstairs and have a cup of tea and a good chat with my grandmother. She still
    sharpened her knife on the concrete front step and gave us healthy bacon rind
    to chew when she was not making teeth-rotting toffee. In her later years she
    grew a trifle unsteady so my mother eventually managed to move her into assisted
    Methodist accommodation. Curiously her unsteadiness improved immeasurably which
    my mother attributed to the deprivation of medicinal gin the bottles of which
    clogged the cupboards in her previous house.
    Our mother grew up as an only child on Mendip Hills sixteen thousand acres of
    high country sheep property. A fanatical and daring horsewoman she was astoundingly
    attractive and, she confessed a trifle naïve, meeting, marrying and then
    rapidly divorcing our equally good-looking, charming but rather caddish father.
    Her next husband survived the welcoming onslaught of Michael and I who rushed
    from the house and vigorously kicked him in the shins as he arrived wearing
    an army kilt on his motorcycle – a cold combination in Christchurch. Despite
    the severe chilling of his nether regions he sired three more children, whilst
    still displaying considerable tolerance towards his obstreperous and intermittently
    obnoxious stepsons. Lois, for that is our mother’s name remains a woman
    of great independence and resilience; she has through necessity and disappointment
    with the male of the species lived a self-sufficient life teaching way past
    the general retirement age. She even briefly taught Michael and which recall
    as being an excruciating experience and meant that we attended an unnatural
    number of primary schools – probably one new one each year – and cheerfully
    encouraged any artistic abilities by sending us off to art school weekend classes
    at a tender age.
    I also blame her for my liking for wine as she celebrated 1975’s International
    Women’s Year by founding the Auckland Stem Club the first of its kind
    in New Zealand – though I did note that she complained about having to pay up
    to $2.50 for corkage. Now cosily installed in Summerset by the Park, a retirement
    complex for people of over 55 she is still in full possession of her faculties,
    drives with flair and a more than adequate sense of direction but no longer
    golfs as her pins won’t get her between the flags. A national treasure.

    The women our my father’s side also live long and well, all managing around
    the magic one hundred and all indomitable to the end. I suppose if you were
    born in Boxer Uprising in China you are always going to have an interesting
    history. Our Great Aunt Phyl was still driving off to look after old people
    eighties, roaring around the hills in her Mini Minor smoke pouring off the wheels
    and clutch as she screamed around the corners like a professional rally driver.
    Always a diminutive figure she had by that stage become even smaller and I am
    sure that she no longer had to bend over to get into the car.
    We have but the one daughter who is practically perfect in every way and about
    to turn thirty which to me is vaguely inexplicable as it means that I might
    be somewhat older than I thought. Every time I see her she seems both a beautiful,
    assured and terribly accomplished young lady but, also, a momentary composite
    of every moment that we have shared over the years. Which are many and yet now
    never enough. Every father loves his daughter in a vaguely helpless and distracted
    fashion and I am no exception. I feel rather privileged and lucky to know her.

    I suspect that she is quite like her grandmother and that neither could do any
    better than that.
  • Tedium

    ..big
    smiles from some picturesque extremity of Victoria.
    So, we walking dilettantes have a much to be modest about, but despite the take-up
    being less painful than the first time, (I didn’t get the stiff calves
    for instance – not that you can discern actual calves on my stick legs),
    I still find walking for fitness a tedious effort.
    The main problem is boredom. I would be very happy to not be ‘in
    the moment’ with every step and although there are consecutive minutes
    when I’m mentally preoccupied with say a piece of music, more often than
    not it gets stuck on one nagging phrase and I find myself consciously having
    to re-engage with every slogging, boring footstep just to stop myself from going
    crazy.
    Perhaps this is something that I’ll eventually overcome and I might even
    start looking for new challenges as I get fitter, but prior experience tells
    me that’s probably not going to be the case.
    For instance, when I was at secondary school I thought it would be prudent to
    do a little jogging around my home suburb of Cashmere Hills to build up some
    fitness for rugby, just in case the rumour that I was being considered for a
    position in the colts had legs. I found the jogging so tedious that I was relieved
    when I attended only the one practice session with the colts and could cease
    my fruitless forays up hill and down dale. (Incidentally, I seem to remember
    not bringing my footy socks home to be washed for an entire season, which turned
    out to be hint of things to come in my early flatting experiences).
    The next jogging-for-the-sake-of-it era that comes to mind was when the first
    version of Ariel was in WA going through its famous death convulsions between
    train rides across the Nullarbor. In that case my jogging was a clear metaphor
    for my wanting to run away from the problem, except of course, I had to come
    back.
    Anyway, historically-speaking I plainly don’t have the right stuff for
    persevering with fitness routines, which doesn’t bode well for the current
    bout.
    Maybe I should look at dancing instead. Maria and I saw a dance snippet last
    night on the telly and Maria expressed an admiration for the foxtrot. I said
    that I had once learned to foxtrot, but perhaps because she sensed an imminent
    anecdote she changed the subject.
    The anecdote in question might have gone something like this: It was back in
    my prep’ school days and I had a bit of a crush on Sally Williamson, who
    lived not far from me on Cashmere Hills. There was one term where the Cathedral
    Grammar School lads signed up to learn to dance with similarly inclined St Margaret’s
    girls supervised by the formidable Miss Thomas. At this particular lesson I’d
    managed to partner up with pretty Sally for the foxtrot and was lurking with
    intent at the far end of the room.
    The music suddenly stopped in one of those classic needle-being-ripped-from-the
    record moments. Miss Thomas’ stentorian tones were obviously directed
    at me and Sally. ‘I’m not as green as I’m cabbage-looking
    looking, you know. Everybody without exception will circulate the room!’
    My romantic ambitions thwarted, I lost interest in learning to dance.
    More recently I did take up Karate for a couple of years, but my knees gave
    way (I had a couple of arthroscopies to trim torn cartilage) and I was my own
    worst enemy and injured myself every second week. Bill kept it up longer and
    got to brown belt status but in the end his body started to let him down and
    he had to let it go.
    Maybe I should try taking up table tennis again. Richard and I used to enjoy
    playing table tennis when we were kids..
    Actually, the rigors of life on the road are enough to keep anyone fit. Setting
    up and taking down the equipment with a three hour work-out in between is all
    I really need – and no accompanying boredom.

    Writing about the tedium of walking brought to mind the Te Deum,
    (Te Deum laudamus, to give it its full Latin title, rendered in English
    as ‘Thee, O God, we praise’, versions of which I sang as a chorister
    with the Christ Church Cathedral Choir. (Yes – most people call it Christchurch,
    but both the Cathedral itself and the Cathedral Grammar School persist with
    the original double barrelled version).
    Anyway, I seem to remember the choir singing/intoning the Thomas Tallis version
    of the Te Deum. Tallis was an English composer of the 16th century
    and a favourite of Fozzy’s (Charles Foster Brown the choirmaster and
    organist) and I seem to remember his output being in the style of Plainsong
    or Plainchant. Whether it was Tallis I’m not sure, but there was some notation
    we got that was certainly Plainsong-style, having only four lines to the staff
    and a system of note shapes called neumes, (which Fozzy would’ve told
    us but which I wouldn’t have remembered had I not consulted Wikipedia).
    The point I was going to make is that Plainsong can be very tedious listening
    if you’re not in the mood and I’d hate to get a refrain stuck
    in my brain when going for a walk in the Valley Reserve – the tedium of the
    Te Deum.
    A final word on the Te Deum is by way of a cautionary tale that I
    also gleaned from Wikipedia. There was a 17th century French composer in the
    court of Louis XIV called Jean-Baptiste Lully. Lully was a bit of a lad (the
    king was disgusted with ‘his dissolute life and homosexual encounters’)
    and he was in and out of favour with the Court as a result, but he rather
    bizarrely ‘died from gangrene, having struck his foot with his long
    conducting staff during a performance of his Te Deum..’
    I suppose you could take an eye out with the modern baton but I think Lully’s
    misadventure probably changed conductors’ preferences in the design
    of the baton forever.

    * That is Maria and
    me.

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    Madder
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    Mike
    meets the Madders in outer space

    27.8.17 – Madder Lake and Spectrum have led parallel
    careers in some respects since Bill and I first saw Madder Lake
    supporting the Rolling Stones at Kooyong back in 1960-something
    on a sweltering day where they played a tight Madder set, both
    on time and with a degree of professionalism that spectacularly
    eluded the Stones on that particular day. Is that parallel enough?
    I don’t suppose it is, but in any case here we both are at the
    pointy end of our playing careers, both still immersed in our
    respective bubbles and still popping up now and then playing
    a mix of New and Old Testaments to our slightly bemused but
    intensely loyal fan-bases.
    While the bands have always been nodding acquaintances, genuine
    friendshps have emerged and both the late Putty and myself have
    been friends of Madder’s guitarist and guitar tech supremo,
    Brenden Mason, for an awful lot of years.

    It
    was Bren who approached me to join the Madders at The Flying
    Saucer Club and add some harp noises to a few of their tunes.
    I’d done it before at the Palms at Crown for a couple of tunes,
    but there were a few more idiosyncratic Madder songs to contend
    with this time, so I actually felt it prudent to pop down to
    Ashburton to rehearse with the band. The chaps made me feel
    welcome and went to the trouble of learning I’ll Be Gone,
    so I felt as though I’d been included in the Madder bubble.
    Pleasingly there was a full house of expectant* ML fans at the
    Saucer on the night and everything seemed to ge very well musically
    speaking, so everybody was happy. I had to double back to pick
    up my shirt after the gig, (!) but apart from that it was a
    lovely night out for Mike of Mt Evelyn.
    * Don’t be silly..

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