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..a television for a week we had no idea what it meant. My French is adequate enough to cause confusion, invite strangers to go roller skating or to admire the buttocks of my neighbour’s goat, but collapses entirely when the speed goes above the very slow and deliberate pace which one uses when addressing the…

His generational respect for the law, (and mine), even in this manifestation as an unjustified petty regulation, should be supported rather than undermined, and a good box round the ears administered to this inconsiderate and self-absorbed teenager by a crotchety baby boomer might have actually saved society time and money in the long run. Mind…

..are carried away by the northerly wind that bends the trees; the sand is now too hot to walk on in bare feet unless one adopts the hot-foot walk of a Namibian lizard; canvas is cracking in the wind and the horizon has upside down mirages of the container ships queuing to pass through the…

Dealer of the month Again we’re not talking about a CD retailer this month – they can wait until we eventually release some new product and we need to suck up. No, this month we’re talking about Music Junction, my handily located musical instrument dealer next to the Rivoli in Camberwell – well, East Hawthorn…

Mike’s Pith & Wind cont. .. I’ve come to quite like my stinky asparagus pees actually, which probably tells me that I’ve been living on my own for too long. I’ve been skimming through my ‘WHY in West Germany’ journal (1983) to see if I can find any references to my German asparagus story. Boy!…

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