Issue 77

.. tell me to tell me that he was 29 years old, that he was serious about his rap music, that one of his rap nom-de-plumes was Jules Rockwell, that he was registered with Centrelink, that his mother would prefer it if he could hold down a steady job and that she preferred Massive Attack…

..those console models with doors that you opened when the family gathered around for the evening’s entertainment, and then discreetly closed again when the TV station went off the air at 11 o’clock, so that the unsightly TV screen was hidden from decent people’s view the next day and all you saw was a rather…

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But not for me, however, given that the few tools I had possessed unique migratory habits, flying with the Terns and Godwits to Siberia and beyond; this would leave Bunning’s unique selling proposition looming very large and very empty. Which leads me to Christmas and the inevitable “Wadja wunt” (which is etymologically related to “Emma…

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